Interesting...to say the most.
I'm sorry. Even if I don't understand something, I can usually enjoy the value of it, and this, my friends, seems to lack that value. I agree with the others who are disappointed in this for being on the front page, yet, I still have to acknowledge this piece for its sentimental value to others (although it seems that as more and more people find this website, the general sense of humor tends to lean toward "middle school").